this is different than most of my horrible music links b/c this dude actually has a MUSIC CAREER.  i guess there are a bunch of ppl out there who love bad novelty music.  anyway i am firmly convinced that this is the worst song in the world and the level of polish and musicianship only serves to accentuate the fact that the dude who wrote it is a CORNY MOTHERFUCKER.

Also he does the “TEE HEE I PUT A SWEAR WORD IN THERE” thing and he can basically fuck right off with that.  Yes that’s right.  Steven Lynch you can fuck right off.