impressive fedora and sword collection and also rap skills.  these guys have it all.

its like they started this band just to make soundtrack music for russel crowe movies

this is different than most of my horrible music links b/c this dude actually has a MUSIC CAREER.  i guess there are a bunch of ppl out there who love bad novelty music.  anyway i am firmly convinced that this is the worst song in the world and the level of polish and musicianship only serves to accentuate the fact that the dude who wrote it is a CORNY MOTHERFUCKER.

Also he does the “TEE HEE I PUT A SWEAR WORD IN THERE” thing and he can basically fuck right off with that.  Yes that’s right.  Steven Lynch you can fuck right off.

DENNY BLAZEN HAZIN comin with the white-guilt flavor and absolutely no rhythm

ok everything about this is actually pretty rad but you should definitely know that there are some killer HEAD MOVES around 2:38

you betta stay away from jefferson avenue cuz that is where i keep this crazy snake-guitar thing that just might BLOW YOUR MIND

hey doofus cut this shit out, you’re ruining it for all of us

i dunno who “CAT STRING THEORY” is but with moves like this happening in their rhythm section i dont see any way they could possible suck

this is old news by now but… “fuckin’ magnets.  how do they work?”

listen to the amazing theme song to this neandertal ‘political’ web news show and realize that (a) it is, surprisingly, not a joke and (b) somebody probably got paid to ‘write’ it